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Use the link below to read an excerpt from Pamela Rice Hahn's book, subtitled
Coping with Chronic Illness,
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Give encouragement to anyone facing the challenge of breast cancer or show that
you won't let breast cancer get the best of you with this page of breast cancer
support and "Breast Cancer Sucks!" gift ideas. This page is the index to nouveau
vintage breast cancer t shirt and gift idea designs by Pamela Rice Hahn for
Chronic-Illness.org. Some are serious; others are humorous. For most designs,
you can choose from a t-shirt, coffee mug. set of postcards, set of greeting
cards or note cards, apron, coaster, framed tile, sweatshirt, and other gift
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GO GET YOUR MAMMIES GRAMMED
author unknown
For years and years they told me,
Be careful of your breasts.
Don't ever squeeze or bruise them.
And give them monthly tests.
So I heeded all their warnings,
And protected them by law.
Guarded them very carefully,
And I always wore my bra.
After 30 years of astute care,
My gyno, Dr Pruitt,
Said I should get a Mammogram
"OK," I said, "let's do it."
"Stand up here real close" she said,
(She got my boob in line),
"And tell me when it hurts," she said,
"Ah yes! Right there, that's fine."
She stepped upon a pedal,
I could not believe my eyes!
A plastic plate came slamming down,
My hooters in a vise!
My skin was stretched and mangled,
From underneath my chin.
My poor boob was being squashed,
To Swedish Pancake thin.
Excruciating pain I felt,
Within it's viselike grip.
A prisoner in this vicious thing,
My poor defenseless tit!
"Take a deep breath," she said to me,
Who does she think she's kidding?!?
My chest is mashed in her machine,
And woozy I am getting.
"There, that's good," I heard her say,
(The room was slowly swaying.)
"Now, let's have a go at the other one."
Have mercy, I was praying.
It squeezed me from both up and down,
It squeezed me from both sides.
I'll bet SHE'S never had this done,
To HER tender little hide.
Next time that they make me do this,
I will request a blindfold.
I have no wish to see again,
My knockers getting steam rolled.
If I had no problem when I came in,
I surely have one now.
If there had been a cyst in there,
It would have gone "ker-pow!"
This machine was created by a man,
Of this, I have no doubt.
I'd like to stick his balls in there,
And, see how THEY come out! |
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